"How cute, my little boy is playing super mario. Do you want to watch some cartoons too?" - My mom, seeing me playing "The Binding of Isaac"

I thought my answer should be something like "No, i'm isaac and my mother is trying to kill me because God told her to do that so i've escaped so i could kill her first. I'm in some kind of basement where i fight monsters with my tears and powers from the Devil. I can buy things which disfigures my body (like a 9 volt battery that i can put inside my head) with money that i found on poop"

I didn't reply that and now my family is still proud of me.

The end.