You're seriously looking at ♥♥♥♥♥? That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay bro, why are you watching straight porn? That's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting, ew bro, wtf bro. Why would you do that. EW BRO WHY ARE YOU WATCHING GIRL ON GIRL PORN? Bro that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gross ew, those girls have holes that a ♥♥♥♥ can go in, omg why are you so gay, that's so disgusting. Oh my god why are you doing this ♥♥♥♥ bro, I thought you weren't gay???? EWWWW BRO.

Hi, my name is Dan Schneider. Ever since I could masturbate I was obsessed with one thing and one thing only, feet. Especially the feet of teenage girls. I’m especially well known for being a creep when it comes to feet. I originally created iCarly as a show about sexy teenagers in a town where wearing shoes or socks is forbidden. However, the board said this was too creepy, so they ruined it and made it about two girls with a web show. Who the ♥♥♥♥ would watch that? Not me! That’s why I made sure to shovel as much foot fetish content into the show as possible. If the board can ruin my show then I can “ruin” their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teenage drama. A real show doesn’t need plot, romance, drama, suspense, good characters, etc etc. Where’s the hot girl on girl foot action? That’s what the kiddos want! Trust me, that’s what I want.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Bill Clinton came into my room to bring me a box of cigars and I literally screamed "BILL CLINTON IS A RAPIST INFOWARS.COM" at him and hit the cigars out of his hand.
He started getting undressed and humping me and I slammed the door on him. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to Hillary Clinton's husband but I'm literally in shock from his sexual advances. Why the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ is he trying to rape me? I know what he did with these cigars in the Oral Office. This can't be happening. Why is Joy Behar calling me a tramp?? I'm having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breakdown! I don't want to believe Hillary supports and defends rapists like her husband. I want to remain a "nerd virgin." I cannot ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was quietly dying of AIDS. This is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

A ♥♥♥♥ has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥; his best friend is a ♥♥♥♥♥, and his owner beats him habitually.

I am 11 yeears oLD and ready to hurt myself by STEPPING ON. Lego . I yell at brother telling leggomy eggo because it came from Walmart and I want to step on a Lego. Never but Legos I it not gonna eat them and step on them 💀 they kill!!!1!!1 I want 35 dollars to buy some robuxxx.

Holy stuff. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the events tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. This can’t be happening. I’m having a censoreding breakdown. I don’t want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I cannot censoreding deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this. This is so censoreded.