Recent reviews by cannon9009

It's a pretty decent Survivor-like that lets you leave maps whenever you want to (as long as you complete the objective). You can make custom characters, but I'm not sure whether or not they're used in any capacity other than showing them off in the Workshop (or I just haven't gotten to the required point yet).

Instead of getting weapons and items for your character, you recruit multiple characters to fight with you in a run, each with their own weapon and passive, effectively meaning you'll always have an equal amount of passives and actives. Each active and passive can be leveled up, and certain team compositions give special buffs (or hinderances...) when active. Instead of picking up money on the ground seperately, gems give both XP and money at the same time. Some collab characters are in the game; some from games you might even recognize!

If you're itching for Survivor-like games and don't mind a bit of lewdness/raunchiness, this is a worthwhile purchase if you already played Vampire Survivors.

Became abandonware with no announcement or warning. Permanently stuck in the Early Access stage due to this. Do not get this game unless you are content with not being able to finish it without cheating. Play NGU Idle instead, which is basically a finished product.

mahjong causes irreparable damage to the human body and soul

however full flush riichi go brrrrr hahaha. haha tsumo. haha

i just became backed my money in my pants, and then everybody clapped

imagine pokemon but it has the sexual nature of a corny porn magazine

i mean i guess it's fun but it's not really something worth $11, more like maybe $6 or $7

EDIT: changing my review to negative because i grew bored at the 4 hour mark and realized there's like nothing interesting about this game besides the fat shlonking tits on some of these characters. sorry guys

The game is cool, but the fact that there's little to no controller support and practically no way to back out of a menu once you're in it until you're in-game makes things a bit hard to navigate.

EDIT: After playing it for like an hour, I'm not entirely sure I'd recommend it to people. Nothing is directly explained, aside from the tutorials telling you how each character's play-style works. Or, if there is, I couldn't find it. As for the "can't back out of menus" thing it's mostly just the screen where each player picks their side. The back button doesn't do anything and ESC won't work either (it even counts as an actual input key when setting controls, despite being the menu key).

I tried the story mode, but genuinely got stuck on one part because a boss kept spawning adds and then immediately running before I can get a combo set up, and the enemies would have to eat my combo because I'd have to set up another one otherwise. Come to find out, there's a mechanic in the game that's not directly told to you where sending garbage (or whatever the alternative for that play-style is) during an AI's "thinking" phase will interrupt it for a bit and give you extra time to think.

I feel like if the game had an overarcing tutorial that explained the general mechanics of fights it would really help new players. And also maybe making the Earlier Generation Robobeast not leave every 15 seconds...

dev says sales are unfair to customers who already bought the game

dev then proceeds to raise the price every so often so budget gamers can never buy the game

the game is good but jesus christ get a better pricing model, i could buy the entirety of Don't Starve Together and its major DLCs for the current price

epic casual timewaster game. i wish it was in VR so i could game harder

Please DO NOT announce to the Novice Network when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a Novice Network full of mostly sprouts would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed and give you a high five (especially considering where that hand has been). I don’t want to add this to the macro, since it would be embarrassing for new sprouts to see that we have a problem with this, but it is going to be enforced as a rule from now on.

If it occurs, you will be warned, then additional occurrences will be dealt with at the discretion of mentors. Thanks.

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