Recent reviews by coelacanth

good game

This game is really hard

The story is immersive and gut-wrenching with an unexpected twist at the end. The graphics are beautiful and almost lifelike. After just seconds of playing this game I could no longer tell the difference between the images on the screen and the reality surrounding me. The gameplay is intuitive, yet difficult to master. This game has changed the way I view and interact with the world. Now, everytime I see my peers I feel as if I am several levels above them due to my experiences in playing this game. I can't help but consider the abilities and views I've gained from this game while judging the intelligence of other people. It is as if I'm surrounded by simpletons who don't appreciate the true value of this game. I've already gained the ability to levitate and control objects with my mind. I look forward to spending years playing this timeless classic,, and seeing the changes it brings to me.

Overall Score: 10010010398210948210947102947105710981092710294821094812098123 / 10

I am only a few minutes into this game, yet I feel as if I am already in a different plane of existence. The mere act of opening this game each time seems to boost my IQ by over 100. Although I am afraid that my rising in capabilities and intelligence may lead my friends and family to abandon me, I cannot seem to stop. Playing this game has already given me an IQ of 7809, and the ability to bend matter to my will. This game, however, is dangerous. In return for the immense power you receive, you risk casting away everything you value. Friends, family, and others. I can already feel my ascension to godhood, and the lingering thought that those who were once my peers, are now no longer worthy of my presence. I fear that I will never be able to return to my old life. I fear that I will lose everything in my aspirations for power. But most of all, I fear that the ascension to this level of existence is temporary. I cannot bear to lose the abilities, intelligence, and experience I gained by playing this game. I feel that otherwise, I would have nothing if I am unable to receive, yet again, the embodiment of unbridled power, the great Garfield Kart.
100/10

ew

very good game, fun and not too serious