Recent reviews by Uta

could use more strumpet interactions but still cool

After nearly 3,300 hours of gameplay...
I have decided this game is NOT FUN to play.

Someone else mentioned this game is like dating an alcoholic. I'd say it's more like being the alcoholic. It's not really that good, but the effect is such a high, it gets you hooked pretty easily. It lets you do all kinds of crazy stuff, but eventually you're not even thinking anymore and you realize you don't remember what you did 30 minutes ago let alone after staying up until 3AM playing it, only because the playercount starts dropping around 2AM. You wake up the next day and feel like ♥♥♥♥ because you got ♥♥♥♥♥♥ rest, probably would've been better off doing something productive, or almost anything else at all, and you can't think of anything valuable it actually contributed to your life. You say you'll never do it again, but sure enough, the next night, there you are again, in the same spot, bottle in hand, sitting by yourself in an alleyway behind the bar, vomit down your front, crying about the girl you met a couple hours ago who said she was going home with you but is nowhere to be found. :( You say "thiz ♥♥♥♥ iz ztoopiddd..." and pass out. Wake up on the couch in your living room, reeking of booze and bile, negative balance in your bank account, and already 2 hours late to work....

Don't waste your time on this game.

Used to be fun. It always had something of a cheater problem. But after going FTP, it's nothing but that now. Ruins it for normies who don't use cheats. :(

No titties but I guess it's still cool...