DoctorFegit
Cameron   Longmont, Colorado, United States
 
 
When I was young, a man on the street told me, the world is gonna roll me. I didn't know what he meant, mainly because I wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed. Over time I learned that the years start coming and they don't stop coming. I was fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. My dad walked up to me the next day and told me, "Hey now, you're an allstar, get your game on go play."

You get the joke, right?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill me.
Jelenleg offline
Kedvenc csoport
DINOSOWER1337 - Nyilvános csoport
DINOSOWER
430 355
tag
5 069
játékban
32 162
online
5 053
cseveg
J0bro 2022. szept. 22., 16:44 
Ancient artifact of a profile :frogzone:
shamisen lessons 2016. júl. 14., 13:35 
I have moved to a new account (this one)
nunu 2016. júl. 10., 15:18 
Where you at
DoctorFegit 2016. máj. 25., 18:11 
koolio
Ape Mode 2016. máj. 24., 22:53 
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY ♥♥♥♥ IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KABOOM. THIS ♥♥♥♥ COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER’S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR ♥♥♥♥, AND IT’LL GROW THREE INCHES. ♥♥♥♥.

IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT ♥♥♥♥ AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS KABOOM ♥♥♥♥ AND WE’LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU’LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU’LL SIMULTANEOUSLY ♥♥♥♥, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? ♥♥♥♥ YOU, THAT’S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I’LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I’M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
J0bro 2016. ápr. 17., 20:11 
Weeaboo