Pasquale sucked lightly on the smoking hot joint of the finest marijuana. He spoke deeply whilst puffing out clouds of smoke. "I heard that John kid is a pretty talented author."
"You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ right," said Heisenberg, grinning as he sat on a porcelain toilet, wearing nothing but a cheeky smile. "Great fire of London! What's that noise?" Cried a wild rabbit in fear as it hopped by the burning campfire where the group sat around and smoked weed.
"Is that...it can't be?"
Suddenly, out of nowhere a giant, muscular good looking lad appeared from the spruce trees that towered over the camp. He had short combed hair of the purest gold, and eyes that were arguably grey yet with the slightest hint of blue. Very slight.
"I am the great Baron of Bede! I hear you want to read John Holian's exciting new novel that should be complete by the Summer and available in all bookstores and shopping sites. Well, do I have news for you!"
Heisenberg lept up from his toilet in excitement, ♥♥♥♥ flying everywhere. But not one ♥♥♥♥ was given. Cameron, Robert, Nathan and even the white rabbit looked up to the giant, hoping to here of the mighty Holian's great fictional masterpiece.
"What is it, oh Baron?!" Shouted Robert.
"Well, spit it out!" Demanded Nathan.
"Cameron?" Yelled the giant in a heavy, booming voice. Cameron looked up, his blue eyes sparkling with curiosity. "What?" He replied, his lips moist with wonder.
The giant knelt down and looked to him with the creepiest of smiles.
"Stinks."