Happy New Year and thank you for making content that is consistently entertaining, and thank for as well for being a genuinely cool internet personality <3 Have a great 2021!

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dad

[FOLLOW UP WARNING SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY 11/05/2018] We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Daddy's ♥" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Dragon♥♥♥♥♥♥♥With♥♥♥♥♥Dispenser (15") $89.99
- 1x CCTV Footage of Local Playground and Preschool $15.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (XXXL) $24.45
- 1x Cummies Lubricant 44oz $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x 240 Volt ScrewMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized♥♥♥♥♥♥with non-drip♥♥♥♥♥♥♥collection pouch, together with optional built-in realistic ♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream surround sound system $5,600.95
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

no one photoshops my rice

thanks dad