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i like cowboy
its not to bad

honestly amazing. i am at a loss for words

This game is an absolute masterpiece. There is no other rpg I know of that competes with The Witcher 3 in story and lore, gameplay, graphics, and content. Other games might do some things better than The Witcher 3, but The Witcher 3 still does all these things amazingly in one game.

The world has so much detail, the characters are awesome, fighting monsters is so cool because each type of monster is gonna bring a totally different fight than another.

The graphics are amazing, the swords and armor looks better than any other game I have played. There is almost no bugs, I only encountered 2 in my entire time playing this game.

The sidequests are all created with a lot of detail, and it feels like every quest is completely unique from another. They will all have interesting things to learn and see, even the contracts, which at first glance may seem boring.


The map(s) are insanely well done also. I don't get bored going from place to place because the way there will be very pretty to look around or there will be interesting things to stop and look at along the way.

I am not sure if they will but I really hope CD Projekt Red continues the Witcher series so that I can see more of this amazing universe, for no other compares to this one.

Edit Jan 2019:
Review still relevant cant wait for Cyberpunk 2077

edit again: cyberpunk kinda sucks but the witcher 3 is still king

im naked

scam game dont buy

well now its free to play but still dont waste your bandwidth

also dayz killer btw ligma

game works fine now, its good

this game is terrible. under no circumstance should you pay money for this awful scam.
playerunknowns' bad game is a cash grab at anyone dumb enough to buy into the lies these ♥♥♥♥ devs put out.

they promise no microtransactions in early access: lie
they make little progress. the devs spend more time at panels and events than fixing their ♥♥♥♥ servers, gunplay, and armor system.
the game doesnt look good at all and runs like a limp horse. but you wont here people ♥♥♥♥♥ about that because the renderer is broken and foliage hardly renders if at all past 100 meters, and if you crank the graphics down to minecraft level that value goes down and you can see anyone who (God forbid) actually thinks hiding in bushes and high grass would work in a battle royal game.
the main menu of this game is totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and almost never works properly.
playerunknown is a betamale cuckboy who thinks it is ok to ban people the some of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reasons, the worst one of all is the one where you get banned for abusing glitches this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ development team is to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazy to fix. keep in mind this is an EARLY ACCESS GAME and the bugs that plague this pile of ♥♥♥♥ aren't supposed to represent the final product, so why do they feel the need to ban people for abusing them? because they know you will probably buy this ♥♥♥♥ game again for some reason.
the bans for stream sniping, because if streamers didnt play this sorry excuse for a game, it would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. no body likes this ♥♥♥♥.
the chinese players plaguing NA servers and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over NA games with the high ping advantage they get. thats fun. oh and the blatant ♥♥♥♥ talk spam in the plane is fun to hear as well.

tldr: save yourself the cancer and autism and buy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ winrar. you will end up happier in the long run.

remember when this was gonna be the dayz killer lol

edit: give me my money back ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. i payed 20$ for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and now your gonna shut the servers down on me?

This game runs like Stephen Hawking, looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and attracts lobotimized sheep as players.

runs worse than steven hawking