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A man is seen standing in his living room, talking quietly on the phone, when his wife comes downstairs in her bathrobe and overhears him.

Yeah, I'm married. Does it matter?
You'd do that for me? Really?
Yeah, I'd like that.

Wife turns on a lamp and stands with hands on hips.

Who are you talking to?

It's Jake from State Farm. Sounds like a really good deal.

Wife takes phone from her husband and speaks into it.

Jake from State Farm at 3:00 in the morning? Who is this?

It's Jake from State Farm.

What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?

Jake from State Farm is seen in an office, speaking on the phone.

Khakis.

Wife talking to husband, looking incredulous.

She sounds hideous.

Man looks at wife confused.

Well, she's a guy, so—

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Another reason more people stay with State Farm. Get to a better state.

Savings. Even at 3 am. Get to a Better State

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