Recent reviews by calamipuddi

Loading screen simulator, also every NPC in this game will insult you constantly, which makes a lot of comments from the devs make a lot of sense. Game was written by a brick with hands that uses the motto "Keep it simple, stupid" to write (I wish I was joking)

I wanted to leave a positive review but I cannot recommend this game currently. I love the free to play model, there is a lot of pay to advance which is lame, but since there is no sub cost I don't mind at all. The gameplay is incredibly fun, or should be. There is an immense skill/knowledge gap between new players and people who have been playing for years, as well as an absolutely abysmally toxic community that does it's best to flame new players and keep the player count dwindling.

tl;dr could be a great game but it's not

This game is really confusing, pretty punishing, really scary and extremely satisfying. A razzing good time with a few scurvy dogs with you. It also lets you customize how you want to play, which is really nice, because I needed my crew to be Spiderlike abhuman horrors sailing into ports in my icesubmarine

Taken too soon. 15 hours wasn't nearly enough

Hadn't played Dungeon and Dragons in years, now I play every week with my original group. Tabletop Sim is amazing <3

A truly glorious stride into chaos. The amount of macro and micro needed to sail into the realms of Godhood really make this game shine. Bumping progressionally through the difficulty settings seemed almost impossible when I first started playing, and now when I drop in I see the Matrix, just like Neo in the climactic standoff with Agent Smith. Remember that?? When he just rises from the dead and looks at them like he has the biggest sack on Earth and he sees all the numbers and symbols? Yeah playing this game is like that
11/10

Glorious. A wonderful fantasy co-op experience that really tests strategy, skill and teamwork, and punishes an unprepared or inattentive group. The leveling system and unlockable classes keep the game challenging for basically infinite replay value. Would recommend to anyone who enjoys fantasy.