calamari007
Jarrett   Ayr, Ontario, Canada
 
 
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Mali 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:53pm 
this guy is a non virgin
V.B.M. 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:59pm 
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V.B.M. 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:56pm 
h-hi looking for females/males above 16 i love to edate!!! ill post on ur profile for a few weeks, commenting things like "x3" "hai" "nice profile pic" "cute profile picture" :3" or even anime emoticons.i will like everything you like, join all the groups you're in, like things you like; i will continue doing this for 2-3 weeks, until you notice me, and eventually add me. when i accept you, i will act really shy, i will start off the conversation by asking "How are you x3" and make subtle hints indicating that i have developed e-feelings for you within the 30-40 minutes of conversating. after a few hours of talking, i will confess my undying love for you. we will have hearts linking to eachothers profiles, and i will make edgy groups for just us. named "Cuties" and lock the group after we post hearts in the comment section. after a few hours later, i will make advances onto you hinting that i want to have e-sex with you, once i get enough e-sex i will remove you.
V.B.M. 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:55pm 
Look, I'm a simple guy. I like simple things, like building with LEGO and and taking my gorgeous black Briquet Griffon Vendéen dog. But there are things I simply cannot abide. Two things, in fact. 1) Having to pull my dog when he gets aggressive 2) the price of LEGO Star Wars model number 75199 (General Grevious' Combat Speeder). Don't get me wrong, the Mace Windu and General Grevious minifigures are top notch, and walks with my gorgeous Briquet Griffon Vendéen dog is incredible, even with the pulling. But the size of the model in no way justifies the $29.99 price point, and even the thinnest leash reduces the enjoyment of my gorgeous black Briquet Griffon Vendéen dog's walks by an unacceptable margin. I would willingly buy the set just for the figures, and I love my gorgeous black Briquet Griffon Vendéen dog more than anything in the world, but until the price is more reasonable and I can safely walk my black dog without a leash, it's simply not realistic
V.B.M. 17 Mar, 2020 @ 12:51pm 
Holy ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant ♥♥♥♥ing sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog ♥♥♥♥♥. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥ing mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥ing town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.