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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 10:39am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:55pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:33pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 3:55am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:46pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:18am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:21pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:20pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:44am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 11:13am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:30am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:59pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 5:26am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:18am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:38am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 6:56am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:58pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:04pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:02pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:19pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:02am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:38am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:35am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:52pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:09pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:49am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:54am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:23am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:43am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:22am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:41am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:26am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 8:46am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 9:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:32am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:28am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:22am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:29am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:12pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:03pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:44pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:17am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:08am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:34am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:49am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 4:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:50am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:20pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 7:42pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:22pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 8:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:08am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 5:14pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:24pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:21am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:38am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:39am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:55am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:17am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 10:21pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 8:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:36am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:24am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:41am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:42pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:41pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:55pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:46pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:41pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:53pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:02pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 3:47pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 11:00am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:17am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul @ 5:08pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 10:38am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 3:03pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:16am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:10am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:19am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:18pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:54am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:37pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:48pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:25pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:38pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 2:50pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:11pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:34pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:28pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:57pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:08am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 4:41pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:32pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:20am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:53am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:45pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:23am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:41am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:58pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:27pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 4:36am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 5:55pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:15am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:54am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:22am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:43pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:06am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:38pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 May @ 11:16am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:57pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 5:54pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 4:13am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 5:49am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:47am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 2:25am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:50am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:55am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 7:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:21am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 8:36am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:41am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 12:53am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:57am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:57am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:26am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:08am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:03pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 7:25pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 4:51am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 11:41am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 8:02am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:04pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 7:17am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 3:38pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 7:06pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:25am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2022 @ 6:43pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:27am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 12:19pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:23am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:13pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:25am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 8:35pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:17am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:04pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 1:05pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:55pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 10:55am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2022 @ 2:56pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 5:39am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:22am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 4:44am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:18am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 6:50am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:40am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2022 @ 8:27pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:24am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 11:19am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 1:40pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:33am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 4:43am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 2:22pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:34am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:40am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 10:20am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 12:29pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 10:01am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 6:41am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2022 @ 12:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:04am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:53pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 4:33am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 8:21am

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 5:10pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 11:48am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 6:39pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 9:12pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:02pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:39pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2022 @ 4:25am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 4:33pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 6:14pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 1:05pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:02pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:38pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:53pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:43pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2023 @ 7:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:50am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 10:43pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:57pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:30pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 10:08am

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 3:57pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:38am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:26am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2023 @ 12:56pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
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