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0.0 hrs on record
9/10 dlc. Beautiful landscapes and incredible, extremely challenging bosses (except metyr, screw her).

I will update this review when I beat the final boss

Edit: Justice has been served. May victory come to those, who don't lack willpower. Goated boss fight
Posted 20 June, 2024. Last edited 29 June, 2024.
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263.2 hrs on record (132.2 hrs at review time)
It's a great game honestly, slightly overrated when thoroughly looking at each section of the game, but still very good overall, 8,5/10. Mostly amazing bosses with a few annoying exceptions (Rennala, Magma Wyrm, Fire Giant, Astel, Godskin Duo). Godskin Duo could've become an iconic duo fight like in previous FromSoftware games, but their concept was cheap (weird infinite respawns) and non-complementary to each other unfortunately, a wasted opportunity. Additionally, there were waaay too many recycled bosses.

Last but not least, F*CK REVENANTS. F*ck their modelers, f*ck their animators, f*ck their designers, f*ck their audio engineers, f*ck their programmers, f*ck their moveset planners, f*ck their effect designers, f*ck their lore and f*ck everybody who was involved in creating that enemy. Go work for Valorant, Fifa or whatever the f*ck you want but stay out the fokin soulslike-kitchen, y'all are NOT cookin 😭😭🔥🔥
Posted 19 May, 2024. Last edited 20 June, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
50.7 hrs on record (43.9 hrs at review time)
Goated f*ckin GOTC game. Please give us an infinite amount of sekiro combat-style games, because deflection and deathblows are beyond satisfying, they feel INCREDIBLE. And never forget: Hesitation is defeat.
Posted 28 March, 2024.
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22.8 hrs on record (2.8 hrs at review time)
crash counter since buying: 2
Posted 28 December, 2023. Last edited 30 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review funny
57.7 hrs on record (40.8 hrs at review time)
ain't sayin nun except tomb of the giants...
Posted 16 October, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
lacks story mode but i can spin cube
Posted 6 September, 2023.
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12.8 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Not sure if I'm dumb and play it the wrong way or if I'm playing a different game than the other reviewers, but it's very boring. The map is small, I don't know what to do or what the goal is and the combat system sucks. The only positive things until now are the graphics and the crafting animation.
Posted 17 March, 2023.
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28.6 hrs on record (10.8 hrs at review time)
Trust me, this time I'ma make it. *crying behind mask meme*
Posted 20 December, 2021.
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6.5 hrs on record
Pog
Posted 28 November, 2021.
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0.9 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ this game
Posted 19 October, 2021.
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