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13.6 hrs on record (12.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Finish life simulator and Permadeath couldnt get any better
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339.8 hrs on record (285.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
M'kay so heres how the game works.....
  • You try the game out and play with some bots.
  • You get the hang of it and play some casual games
  • You think "lets try some Competetative" - Thats some bad thinking 'cos the game is basically made up of a whole lot of "smurfs" (people who are good at the game but buys second account to ♥♥♥♥ around with new players)
  • That makes the learning curve in MM look like a brick wall. The competetative ranking system they got going on should be somewhat good in my opinion if it werent for the above "players".
  • But you will still fail catastrofically until you either quits the game or gets lucky enough to start in the lower silver ranks of competetative.

    And wait theres more...
  • Every time the game goes on sale the game gets full of hackers/cheaters/reefturds call 'em what you want.
    and you thought i was done there well... umm no!
  • And then we have the language.... You might think the main language are English?.... NO!
    its Russian, yeah russkies everywhere and they really dont like speaking any other language.... soo you better dust off your basic russian speaking skills or just roll with the screaming russians where you barely can make out the words С*ка Бли@т. (dont mind of Cyka it can be used freely everywhere and still be grammaticaly correct)

    I almost forgot.... how could i lolzor.... the balanicng with price vs guns of the teams lets just say this learn to use the AK and you wont have to learn any other gun in the game AND its one of the cheapest rifles in the game.....


    But surely there must be any good parts of this game?
  • YES! there is, you learns pretty fast how to piss of russkies just by trying to understand them. And with a little comitment you can learn how to speak russkie fluently. :)

  • And theres that part when youre playing with friends. A full team of friends can be fun even when you encounter one of the above "players" (hackers/cheaters/Reefturds) most smurfs will gladly tell you that they are using smurf accounts when asked.

  • AND the best part with the game are...... get skins and sell them and buy other games with the cash earned :D

Conclusion:
The game at the current is a decent game. But you can't play it the way it's 'meant' to be played with just the game itself. For actually decent servers, and a SLIGHTLY more tolerable community, you need to sign up with a third party website that hosts their own servers so you can play the game. But those matches don't count for anything in the game itself, it's pretty much just a platfom to work around some of the hackers/cheaters/reefturds but ofcourse they are EVERYWHERE... even under your bed.... and the other flaws of this game

Would i buy this game again.... ofcourse not i got it already..... but if i didnt then i would have bought it :)


All grammaticaly incorrect use of letters in this article are best ignored and not mentioned ever again
Posted 19 February, 2016. Last edited 19 February, 2016.
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