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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:41am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 11:04pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:54am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:39am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:38am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:20am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:21pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:37am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:13am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:36am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:28pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:19am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:54am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 2:08am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:48am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:16pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:27am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 4:42am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:31am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:10am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:39pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 31 May, 2022 @ 7:12am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:35am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:34am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 10:16pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:59am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:03pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:08pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 3:47pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2022 @ 4:18am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 10:17am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 5:09am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 9:40am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2023 @ 4:31am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 8:54am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 10:09pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 10:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:27am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 2:19am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 6:11pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 11:27pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 3:06pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 2:28pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 2:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 7:24pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:30pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:47am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 4:36am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:50am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:29pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 11:13am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 3:21am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 3:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:49am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:38am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:25pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:05am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:08pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2023 @ 2:04am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:10am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2022 @ 4:34am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 7:04am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:37pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 1:35am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2022 @ 10:12am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:40am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 6:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 9:08am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:00am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 8:39am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:40am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:57am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 10:00am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 1:18am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:37pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 6:21am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2022 @ 12:07am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:59am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:16am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2021 @ 4:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 7:36am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2023 @ 11:25pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2021 @ 8:25pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 8:46pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 7:01am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:53am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:20pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2023 @ 10:59pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:55am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 9:25am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 7:48pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:05pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:16pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2023 @ 6:38pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 7:46pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 12:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 8:36am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 12:18am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 9:51am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 9:59am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2022 @ 12:24am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 5:52am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2023 @ 3:54am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2022 @ 6:43am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Mar, 2023 @ 4:50am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 7:36pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:48am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 6:47am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49am

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Feb, 2024 @ 5:55am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:42am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:46am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:49am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 11 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36am

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2024 @ 11:52pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:37am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2024 @ 7:11pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:51am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:53am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 10:10am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 4:07am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 3:59am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:24am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2023 @ 8:35pm



Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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