Recent reviews by Sundance Kid

I don't know if this is a horrible port or if the game was just like this but this is horribly buggy and of poor quality. Also i had to do some weird process with my host file just to get it to stop freezing every 10 seconds, very common problem by the way. I should have known better to buy and Ubisoft game.

What a sorry excuse of a port. I can say that out of my playtime, 5 hours was spent dealing with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bugs and glitches and waiting for things to load and render. I was prompted to write this after i got stuck in chapter 11 and i was stuck in a room with three doors that would not open. I don't even think i want to finish the game anymore. This faulty port has truly soured my experience of a series I genuinely wanted to get into. Goodbye Dead Space.

Whoever made this needs a lesson on game design, level design, and balancing. The second boss of the game takes around 40 hits and you can only hit him once or twice in half a second intervals. This is worse than amateur in terms of those aspects.

I expected a story with a midevil-like setting that broke the tropes of midevil-like stories and gameplay like fire emblem.

Instead i got a typical cliche midevil-like story with characters and scenarios i've seen a billion times and gameplay that only comes after you've went through 80 years of uninteresting dialog at a time.

♥♥♥♥ this game and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insta-deaths.

Edit: Naw this game is good. The insta-deaths are still bull but it good.

First few worlds are fun until the levels get too long and badly designed to have insta-kills and no checkpoints. The game may seem easy but the levels get so long SOMETHING is going to f*ck you over. In the honeycomb level i missed 2 gems and i couldn't get them because the falling platforms don't come back and my play glitched into the wall so that wasn't an option. I uninstalled in spite of the developer.

Aside from the music and artstyle bieng sh!t and inferior to the original,
Rebirth is alot better.

But i'm serious about that music. Danny b's soundtrack actually fit the game ie: xylophone-like tings in the music reminding you that you're playing a toddler but this ridiculon turd of a soundtrack is ridiculous, not only does it sound like it belongs in a totally different game but it's intermediate at best. The music really lessens the experience.

I need a lobotomy.

Best platformer ever in my opinion. It has edmunds touch, and danny b's ejaculation on it's face.

Great game with colorful artsyle and great humor. Can't wait for the sequel. right?