-rep listen man, at some point you've just gotta say enough is enough, and this is one of those times. i dont care that youre good at pushing objective. i dont care that you make over a million dollars a year. i dont care how many 10/10 drop dead gorgeous women you win over. i dont even care about you saving all of those kids from a burning building. i cant take it any more. all i ever wanted to do was troll you, and you turn out to be this incredible person without even a hint of malice in your heart. thats the scariest thing ive ever experienced. just so you know, I was the one who stole your maserati - ME! but you didnt even seem to care!! "its okay, i've got plenty of luxury cars. let whoever stole it enjoy it. theyll need it more than me." THATS JUST SCARY!!! you disgust me from the bottom of my heart. that being said i'll still want to hop on cod with you but just like, try not to be so obnoxiously GOOD. its kinda toxic to me ngl >_>

deal

do u want to play sea of thieves?

Call me Ishmael. Upon this fortuitous day, a mighty cheer arises from the depths of my heart, for it marks the anniversary of thy birth! As the great whales traverse the vast and tumultuous seas, so too does thy voice, a beacon of artistry and mirth, sail through the ether, enchanting the hearts of many.

I marvel, dear friend, at the essence of your being; your vibes, like a gentle sea breeze, bring comfort to my weary soul. Your choice in music, ever so harmonious, resonates like the most melodious of sea shanties, lifting our spirits as we traverse the boundless ocean of existence.

In closing, I wish you the happiest of birthdays, with all the mirth and merriment your noble heart can hold. And now, embracing the spirit of the young mariners of this era, I sign off thus:

Happy B-day, friendo! 🎉 Keep slayin' with those epic vibes and killer tunes! 😺🎶 Stay woke, fam, and watch your six. 🚀💖 #BirthdayBash #StaySafe

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

If i'm gonna be honest, this guy is really not a good dude. he called 15 bunker bunkers on me in Worms. 15!! do you want to play with someone like that? probably not.