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do u want to play sea of thieves?

Call me Ishmael. Upon this fortuitous day, a mighty cheer arises from the depths of my heart, for it marks the anniversary of thy birth! As the great whales traverse the vast and tumultuous seas, so too does thy voice, a beacon of artistry and mirth, sail through the ether, enchanting the hearts of many.

I marvel, dear friend, at the essence of your being; your vibes, like a gentle sea breeze, bring comfort to my weary soul. Your choice in music, ever so harmonious, resonates like the most melodious of sea shanties, lifting our spirits as we traverse the boundless ocean of existence.

In closing, I wish you the happiest of birthdays, with all the mirth and merriment your noble heart can hold. And now, embracing the spirit of the young mariners of this era, I sign off thus:

Happy B-day, friendo! 🎉 Keep slayin' with those epic vibes and killer tunes! 😺🎶 Stay woke, fam, and watch your six. 🚀💖 #BirthdayBash #StaySafe

𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗵𝗶𝗴𝗵 𝗙𝗣𝗦, 𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗽𝗶𝗰 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝘀! 𝗠𝗮𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗲𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗳𝘆. 𝗠𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗺𝗮𝘀, 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱! 🎮🎄🚀

If i'm gonna be honest, this guy is really not a good dude. he called 15 bunker bunkers on me in Worms. 15!! do you want to play with someone like that? probably not.

You passion inspires me, your intelligence intrigues me and your body makes me ♥♥♥ (did I just say that?)... Thank you for being my joy and my happiness, friend. It means so much to me.