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16 of 44 (36%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:39pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 6:18pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:39pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:46pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 5:03pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 4:47pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2017 @ 5:53pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2017 @ 5:11pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:05pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:06pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:54pm

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 9:49pm

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:28pm

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:26pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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