Devil worshiping pedophiles basically run the New World Order. […] They love death and they love killing babies. They've got operations so big, grabbin your kids, they CPS 'em right out, Child Protection Services, they're on a jet, to one of — two dozen countries. And they are slaved out. And lotta times when they hit 25 years old, they — y'know, 10,000 men have had sex with 'em, they've had 30, 40 abortions, they've been used up in ways that are so hellish you can't even imagine, [slaps table] they just walk 'em right out, shoot 'em in the back of the head, and throw 'em in a vat of acid. That's how they roll, just massive, MASSIVE murder operations.

I'm not a boomer. I am not a boomer. Do not f ucking call me a boomer ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least boomer people you have ever met. I make jokes about depression, mad f ucking f ucked depression. I am not boomer. I am not a boomer. Stop saying I am a boomer. If you were a boomer, I would have probably already punched the s hit out of you by now, but fortunately you are a zoomer whose body remained un-touched by my fat, meaty, fists because I AM NOT A BOOMER. If I was a boomer though, you would find my Jackhammer pounding your face with my fists. Luckily for you, I am NOT A BOOMER, and you will have your virgin face remain unpounded ad infinitum. Actually, it seems to me like you are the boomer here. You are a boomer, not me. I am not a boomer, and I will never be. If I was ever a boomer in a past life (which I WASN'T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how boomer I AM NOT.

Met this girl in an Uberpool. She is pretty strange. She asked me if she could smell my butthole. Didn't say no but it was pretty strange of her to ask me. I admire her boldness and I asked her to smell her taint. She said I could even lick it if I wanted to. I licked her taint and I might have slipped my tongue into her pooper hole. The Uber driver was terrified and made us get out of the car. We rented a hotel room and had anal sex for about 5 hours on the nice clean sheets. We left poop, blood, and semen all over the floor as well. We laughed, kissed and we went on our separate ways. Very positive experience with her.

very handsome person