Recent reviews by Ģяillø, The GrannyWanker

Impossible shots, done.
Floating with a golf ball, done.
Getting diabetes in the candy map, done.
Getting spooped, done.
Oh, and also you can play golf.
10/10

In the early years of the 21th century, when i was just a child, I used to spend just ♥♥♥♥ loads of time on Rollcage 1, 2, Wipeout...
This game just brings me right back, and it feels fantastic.
I wonder if i can say this game's better than the actual old big brothers from 90's.. I'll go ahead and say that it's a great remake, and i love playing it. Great soundtrack, great graphics, skins mechanics are quite fair and well made.
8/10

11/10 if you suffer from Epilepsy and you just wanna die innit. :D

You have to play this game during one playthrough. Not just because your progress won't be saved if you don't (Thing that could have been done different and, of what i think of the game, it's the only bad thing), but because this story will drag you down and will make you stay put in front of the monitor. The environment, the soundtrack while you walk through sand and hills, the narrator's voice..All the little things you can notice while you play are put there perfectly.

I was surprised about the amount of details they put into this experience. From the sound of the sand under your feet, to the sound of the wind when you reach one of the top of the hills. From the squeaking of the fences, to the classi underwater sounds... This game's amazingly done. I played it in one breath, and for 4 hours i was into another world. Collect the pieces of the story they tell you, and, reveal the truth. Your truth.

I loved it, entirely.

I cried for pain, i cried for joy, i cried for anger, but i never cried for a game. And this one made me so bad.
You'll laugh, and the second after you'll be surprised by what this story will bring up to you. It's very well made, and..i don't know, it was like watching a movie. A fantastic dramatic one. I never played a game like that, and i'd play 100 times more again. Surely added this game to my favourite list.

If you wanna enjoy a little bit of free time, and watch a very well told story at the same time, you have to play this game. I don't even know if 'game' is the exact word, actually. Judge it by yourself, in my point of view, this was one of the best movie i've ever watched, and for once in my life, played.

Your most powerful weapon will only be the light. And you'll love being in the light, in this game.
Enter Bright Falls, enter in the darkness. This game's atmosphere is just fantastic. There's a dark secret behind every corner, into the woods, even in the animals. The darkness takes the lead every minute of this game.

Your name is Alan Wake, a famous writer of thriller books, with a little limiting problem: He can't write anymore, not a single word. He goes in a vacation with his wife, Alice, in Bright Falls, where's all apparently calm and quiet. But when the black lady shows up in the cottage they're staying and kidnaps Alan's wife, the horror story Alan used to write become real. And he's the protagonist.
Fight against the dark, fight for your wife, fight against yourself.

I loved this game minute by minute, and i'd strongly recommend it. 10/10.

Pegi +18.

This game is such an amazing platform one. The narrator voice is so deeply calm and unique. The perfect voice for a goodnight story, soft, and smooth. Let yourself be taken by this wonderful world you'll be catapulted to, and find your way to the end. Among clouds and mountains, ice cages and villages, this game's atmosphere's perfectly relaxing.

Not that hard but..challenging enough.
Wait for an offer, or buy the game full price if you feel to, I'd recommend it so much.

9/10. Wish it was longer. :)

Get your ears ready, get your headphones ready, and play. 25 levels that become harder the more you keep going, and some great music you can listen to. This game is worth a try, for sure. And, if you try to do the achievements, well, the challenge becomes harder. :P Very well made, and, enjoyable for the ones who like electronic music.

8/10, tho, because i'd have loved to see at least 50, or more levels. Who knows, maybe in the future, or..In an improved sequel? I hope so!

If you wanna Relax with some music, and some tiny little sparkle eating coloured microrganisms, Buy this game.
I enjoyed it so much, playing a level per day, and seeing my sparkle evolve until the last stage.

A Game that Needs to be played. You don't just enjoy the enviroment, you Feel it. With a surprising ending, it's been a very intense story, peaceful, and kinda sad at the same time. Be patient, solve the puzzles, and let the game bring you into another world. The world of mistery.

I'd give this game a 10/10, i just blame my graphic card for the low fps i had. Could have enjoyed the game wat better.