And try not to get yourself analed.

You probably don't even have HD brows.

snake in the grass

SHOW YOURSELF.

Alright my yout, mi and dis fine gyal decide we waan fi go park, we went pon swing, pon slide, and even have good time a bounce pon teeter-totter. Buoy, it fun mi tell yuh. Been long since we frolic ina park. We sit dung a ground fi have lunch, afta lunch she waan fi go home, so we went to her house fi watch movie and sinting. Mi tell you, the gyal mus be one freak, cause she jump pon my lap and start suck out mi face. After 5 minute the blood clot phone ring and mi answer. One rated man come yell ina mi ear, man was livid! Him say sumthing like 'YO STAR, A WEH YOU A DO WIT MI PICKEY?' Mi just give one sour look pon my girl face and ask a wuh dis man business? Gyal tell me her dad ded, him ina ground, ded, ded, ded. A WHO DI BUMBACLOT DEH PON MY PHONE?

shpaaaaaaax yorite lad ! saw u out wiv the bird i fort u said that proceeding any further in that relationship would only end in tears, broken hearts and a loss of self respect, and that you'd never self-deny your dignity like that, as it would only be seen as counter intuitive for both you and said bird. lol u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ REBELLLL LAD XD u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ nutter

Chef Vortivask has two degrees. One in culinary arts, and a PHD in kicking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.