Burned Noodle
Washington, District Of Columbia, United States
 
 
Who doesn't like a cup of instant noodles? 🍜
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Burned Noodle
Welcome to the kitchen of chaos! 🍜 I’m Burned Noodle, a master of overcooked strategies and soggy skill sets. My gaming style is like my cooking: a bit too adventurous and often leaving you questioning your life choices. If you’re looking for someone who’s equally good at losing matches and burning dinner, you’ve found your person.
Favorite Game
23
Hours played
Review Showcase
133 Hours played
Like many other games in the open-world survival or first-person shooter genres, the primary goal of PUBG is to be the last player alive. However, PUBG doesn't settle into the genre norms. It takes some of the best aspects of open-world games, combines it with the mechanics of a good first-person shooter, and accommodates a player base typical of MMOs. There's also a good balance of gameplay elements. For example, you get to choose where to parachute down on the map, everyone starts without a weapon, and there's a deadly and giant shimmering blue dome that reduces the playable area every so often. Also, there are random bomb raids from above, a wide selection of land and water vehicles to commandeer, and a vast and detailed map free to scavenge.

In my experience, there are two primary strategies you can use to reach the end of a round. You can strategically raid building after building and confront other players directly, or you can stake out a good spot within the safe zone and hide. I was most successful when I chose the latter and waited out the clock, though this wasn't particularly entertaining. Theoretically, you could still be the last person standing without firing a single bullet, if you hide well enough and other players are reckless.

PROS:
- Great visuals and atmosphere.
- Novel "battle royale" concept.
- Active development growing community.
- Fast matchmaking.

CONS:
- Gameplay can be repetitive.
- Still somewhat buggy.
- Annoying pop-in graphics.
Recent Activity
7.5 hrs on record
last played on 4 Dec
111 hrs on record
last played on 25 Nov
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last played on 25 Nov
Comments
Weeblewobble 7 Jan @ 12:34pm 
+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.