has a 63 winstreak on me and is still f'cking me rn

Why when a women gets a vibrator its its seen as a bit of "naughty fun" but when a guy orders a 240-volt Fackmaster pro 5000 blow-up latex doll with 6 feet pulsating vagina elastic anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built-in real realistic orgasm screams surround sound system he's called a pervert?

↓ not wrong ↓

sad

THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KID, I SWEAR HE'S A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ UWU BRONY FAWKING HAWKINGS

I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.