Recent reviews by porkknocker

negative reviews are all just losers who play 50 hours a week, this expansion is peak

really opens your eyes to the dangers of fentanyl

Best expansion in Destiny's 10 year history. The absolute pinnacle of Bungie's storytelling capabilities. Felt like a proper conclusion to everything we've been through over the last decade. The campaign was a great time, well designed, perfectly challenging, and really let you feel the exaggerated swagger of a transcendent guardian. The 7th mission, which is the last until the finale is released after world's first, was especially challenging in the best ways. But after getting some super good advice from the community, you will overcome it. Prismatic feels immensely powerful, while maintaining a feeling of complexity that requires some patience and time to master.

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the most unique and fun shooter you'll ever play

spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

the best way to keep your masculinity in check

8 months later and performance is still terrible. Good game but almost unplayable, as even lowering settings to minimum doesn't fix the issues.

Pros:
Gameplay is incredible
Campaign is fun and interesting
Legendary is a good challenge
Strand is a ton of fun to use
Weapons are cool
New armor looks great

Cons:
Story is not as good as WQ but better than the vast majority of other expansions
Campaign story ended with quite a few loose ends, though those will likely be addressed in the following seasons

you can pet the cats