saw this guy in burger king eating a big mac he doesnt even know where big mac sauce is LOL

u are best

ABSOULUTE MADLAD

♥♥♥♥♥♥ played me u ♥♥♥♥♥ i said dont be playin me but he goes and plays me cant believe it

the world we live in. it's so... wonderous. mysterious. even magical. no... no no no.. not that world. i meant this one. the smartphone. each system and program app is it's own little planet of perfect. technology. all providing services so necessary, so crucial, so unbelievably profound. look who just sent me a text! addie mccallister? it must be a mistake. or a joke. or a scam! don't send her your social security number. she's right there! that's our user, alex. and, like every freshman in high school, his whole life, everything, revolves around his phone. and, because the pace of life gets, faster and faster...