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"Would you like to enjoy a digital series of images that you can control in seqeunce to make you feel powerful?"

"I can't workout arms today because I have to DM tomorrow"

"Just played with a vegetable status team"

I think its hilarious u kids talk ♥♥♥♥ about ME! u wouldn't say this ♥♥♥♥ to me at LAN. I'm jacked and not only that but I wear the freshest clothes, eat at the chillest restaurants and hang out with the hottest dudes. y'all are pathetic.

I've played Counter-Strike since 2001 started with 1.6 and I was extremely addicted. Going to school jiggle peeking in the hallways, I always quick switched with my pencils and erasers when taking tests. I remember back in elementary school I used to bhop during hopscotch because that was big in early CS days. Once I got home I would play instantly and went straight to bed without noticing I skipped dinner. I would use my imaginary awp and awp people on the swing set from the jungle gym during recess. Now, I am a global elite, top of my class. Every single day I pray to gaben, god bless him, to give me a good drop. Sometimes when I drive I see birds flying and turn away because of my CS instincts. I almost killed my mom one time when I was practicing my nade bounce's and accidentally hit the ceiling fan. I am second to none, so if you see me in your game prepare for defeat you mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥!

You think your aim is better than mine? Give me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ break. I have the reflexes of a cat on adderall. My reaction time has been recorded in the guinness book of world records and is better than any human to ever grace the face of the planet. My muscle memory is second to none. I will hit that 180 degree flick every time, you better ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe it. I have been practicing my aim every day since i was able to walk and talk. In class I drag my pencil across my paper and visualize the game within my mind. I am on another level. If you come across me in DM, you will most likely see me with a K/D above 150. Don't you ever disrespect me, you have no idea who you're talking to.

Don't screw with me kid. I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!