Recent reviews by Turbo Granny

Nadan is husbando 10/10

My rabbits watch me play this 10/10

I'm in love with this game. It's everything I've ever wanted.

10/10. Incredible game.

I like DDADDS, but I can't recommend it at it's current state. I admit I was expecting a perfect game after the whole delayed release fiesta, but this isn't even close.

$15 is too much for a short, buggy and unpolished game.

The secret ending is UNACHIEVABLE. There are 3 achievements that 20k players cannot successfuly unlock.

The writing is inconsistent and even poor at times, almost like the devs didn't play a proper, thurough test run before releasing the game. I honestly STRONGLY believe they didn't even bother testing the secret ending or making sure the golf mini-game is winnable at all (too luck based to actually succeed in it).

The lack of communication (from the devs) regarding these problems is upsetting. Had they acknowledged any of this I would've felt better about supporting them, but right now...

The artstyle is lovely, but sadly, it's not enough to make up for everything else.

tl;dr: Devs: Fix the bugs, consider adding some free dlcs (to make up for the lack of content).

Right now the game isn't worth it at full price, go watch a playthrough if you're curious.

Fantastic game. I have put quite a lot of hours into it, but there is still MUCH left to explore.

Oh, LISA... definitely one of the best indie RPG's out there.

This is my first Batman game, so I won't be comparing it to its successors.

Pros:

• Interesting, charming story!
  
• Fun combo-based combat system with unlockable abilities as you level up.
  
• Boss fights - although repetitive - are simple & challenging (well, at least to the unfamilar, like myself). I never felt like I lost 'cause the game "cheated". When I died it was always my fault, and I was always eager to try again.
  
• MARK HAMILL as the Joker. Seriously, this guy is a god. He stole the show!
  
• The Riddler's riddles are extremely well made! Solving them made me feel like I truely am Batman; the world's greatest detective.
  
• An insane amount of nods and references to characters who sadly do not appear in this game. Hurray!
  
• Scarecrow's levels are refreshing, and surprsingly well paced, always arriving at the right moments.

Cons:

• The game is quite old - and although it aged super well, it isn't "perfect" as for today's standards.
  
• Annoying Joker Teeth are tedious to collect... This con is mainly aimed at us poor perfectionist souls who have troubles breathing while not sitting on 100% completion; I LOVED solving the riddles, but traveling around every corner HOPELESSLY trying to find that last pesky Joker Teeth was sickeningly depressing, especially because they aren't even marked on the Riddler's Maps like the rest of the riddles. But they ARE needed for the achievement. URHG
  
• Some of the areas made me wish Joker-kind-of birthday wishes to Batman and his (my) inability to get to certain places.
  
• Scarecrow... ;_;
  
  
  All in all, Arkham Asylum is a party of a game. It is a blast. :)
  I highly recommend this game both to Batman lovers and enemies.
  God bless the Dork Knight!

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Hands down best game I have ever played. Can't get enough of it. So many possibilities, choices and playstyles. Also Boone. Boone is love, Boone is life.