Ever since CS:GO evolved (or rather mutated) into CS2, the game has become an elite-level skill gauntlet, far beyond anything the mere mortals of other PvP shooters could dream of. We're talking about real-life skill development here:

- Fluent Russian (C1 certified, business level)

- Advanced anger management techniques

- And of course, how to diplomatically engage with disabled people who sound like they’re playing from inside a microwave.

My mother once warned me about the dangers of drugs, claiming they’d ruin my brain over time. Jokes on her, I quit years ago. Turns out all I needed was CS2 to achieve full cerebral combustion. Permanent brain damage, zero recreational perks.

Now, with the glorious arrival of VAC Live, the cheating issue has been definitively solved. No more men cheating on their wives, those legends are busy yelling at their loved ones and getting divorced. Cheating? They’ve got custody battles to lose. Other than that the hacking problem still persists more than ever.

I had an absolute lovely expierence so far. Wish me luck for my custody battle!