Hey cutie, just wanted to let you know you have my full permission to drive a corn cob into my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and lap up my innards like a golden retriever. Let the waterfall of my anus flow over you like the dirty brown lakes of africa. Grab me by my jamacain dreads, and ride my ass like a bobsled team, cream my pelvis like a sweee sugary pavlova and then spank my cheeks whiling whispering twinkle twinkle little star into my ear you dirty little leprechaun❤️

After a good wipe in rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great rust and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a gaming lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

加我兄弟 :3

tiananmen square 1989

If having a big ♥♥♥♥ was a crime, I would be a felon. Not because I have a big ♥♥♥♥, but because I ordered an air strike on a Pakistani hospital full of unarmed civilians.