I am the bone of my barbell.
Protein is my Body, creatine is my Blood.
I have performed over a thousand reps.
Unknown to swole,
Nor known to gains.
Have withstood pain to perform many sets.
Yet, those hands will never touch machines.
So, as I pray, Unlimited Gym Works.

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My therapist told me I should stop watching anime, I told her she should stop giving advice.