add me pls

Why are you hoarding all the clones?

This kid doesn't even game.... I hate playing with him. All he talks about is pegging and bitcoin

Let me corner him under a stairwell while I charged up the ol' tommy gun 10/10

I cannot believe how many lays chips I have eaten in my life. I can have at least 7 family sized bags a day and still be hungry for more. I’m like horny, but for potato chips and I don’t want to ♥♥♥♥ them either. I am painfully addicted to potato chips. Specifically lays classic flavored. I’m eating them as I write this down. I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicted to chips that I can’t eat anything else. The only other form of nutrition I get is from dipping my chips in random sauces. I’m so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicted to chips I can’t do anything else. I feel like one of the cats on r/chonkers. I haven’t moved in days. I haven’t seen my feet in days. I’m going to die soon. My last wish is that there is a potato chip flavor named after me.

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme lib owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.