u got knifed

cs cheater have clip of him spin botn

certified scalper

i heard this man jitterclicked on his girlfriend, she was hospitalized shortly after having 42 orgasms within 5 seconds

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jacked loli irl

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ensename como acer el flick

jajjajajaj 40 years old, virgin, otaku and plays cs go gg he likes lolis too

you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 40 years old already ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ happy birthday

are there people who actually thinking sucking ♥♥♥♥ is gay?

you're sharing protein

you're admiring masculine physique

being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone

eating ♥♥♥♥♥ is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen. and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone.

spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers.

all these summer DYEL's ♥♥♥♥ me off. their twink bodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

DRESSED AS GOBLINS DRESSED AS GOBLINS

Signed by Cya

18 NAKKID COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

My sister made fun of me in junior high when I told her I wanted to ♥♥♥♥ the middle Hanson girl. She said, "That's a boy, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥! You gay or somethin'?" Well, naturally I was super embarrassed so I went along with it and pretended to be gay for the last 22 years. My husband and I have been together for over a decade and we have two adorable Taiwanese adoptees. The taste and texture of semen cascading down my throat, as well as his ten inch manhood plunging into my anus are things I will never get used to. But I'll be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ straight to hell before I admit I had a crush on a thirteen year old boy.

Pasta vac ban?

"Watch your wallets hide your phones and tie your shoes tight you're for a bumpy ride to the boulevard"

If fidget spinners ߷ and my girl 👧 😍 both dying 😱 👋 and I can only save one 😤 😬 Catch me at my girl funeral 😔 👻 🌹 spinning ߷ through ߷ the ߷ pain ߷ 💯 😎

NUMBER 15 BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE, THE LAST THING YOU WANT IN YOUR BURGER KING LETTUCE IS TØË FÜÑGÜŠ. BUT I GUESS THATS WHAT YOU GËT

Look guys, I know I'm not ripped, I'm not bodybuilder ripped, I'm not bodybuilder proportioned. But tons of people have met me in person including Big J, and they'll actually attest to that my stats really are what I am saying. People have actually seen me. You guys know where I train, anyone is free to come up and meet me. Yeah I have 18 inch arms, I have a 51 inch chest right now, I'm 5 foot 9, 220 pounds. So to give you guys the scale, just so that you guys can look at what 30 pounds looks like, even next to me, or put in these enormous walmart baskets.

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Ram is red
Rem is blue
Subaru lusts for Emilia
He’ll never love you.

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dont play pugs ESEA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, first play MATCHINGMAKING and get a recent RANGE. Stop wasting my time by TRYING TO HAVE FUN.

In brightest day
In blackest night
I’ll tell you h‘wat
The boy ain’t right
Let those who worship charcoal’s might
Beware my power
Propane’s light

http://store.steampowered.com/app/423610/Wheres_My_Mommy/

Not so fast Morty 🏃🏻🙎🏼 we’ve got adventures 🔥 to go on Morty 😱👌 Just you 🤦🏻‍♂️🔫 and me 👨‍🔬🔫 and sometimes your sister 💁📱 and sometimes your mom 👩🏼‍⚕️🐎 but ‼️ NEVER ✋ your 😤 dad! 😷 You wanna 🙈 know why Morty? 🙊Because he CROSSED me 😡🙅‍♂️ Oh 😵 it gets darker, Welcome 👽 to the 😭 darkest 😈 year of our 👨‍👦adventures 🙏No more dad Morty 🆒 He threatened 👎 to turn me in 👮 to the government 😓🙄 so I made him 🤤🐀 and the government 💩 go away 🖕 I repla😖ced them both 🌛as the 😈 defacto 🤡 patriarch 👴🏻 of your family 👨‍👧‍👦and 😲 your universe 😱 Your mom 🐎 wouldn’t have 👋 accepted 🤝 me 🙄 if I came home 🏡 without you 👦🏻 and your sister 👱‍♀️ so now you know 🎓 the real 💯 reason 🌟 I rescued ⛑ you 👍 I JUST 💅🏼 TOOK OVER 🔝😵 THE FAMILY 👨‍👧‍👦 MORTY

misfits is going to win the major

Guys, I'm shaking, I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Pasta. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANYTHING for the chance to get Pasta pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bear. Why would GOD create something so perfect? To ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tantalise us? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ daijoubu anymore. ♥♥♥♥.

You do not knoh da wey *WSHSHSHSHSHSHHHHHHHKKKHHHHHH*

Yo first of all im gonna tell you I cant hear anything you say bcuz my audio is ♥♥♥♥♥♥, im on my new pc. So aye before you even try to talk ♥♥♥♥ im just lettin you know right now, I cant hear ya. Secondly, WHY did I close your stream open it up 5 minutes later and your still talking about me? KEEP MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I RIP IT OFF.. *clears throat* Understand?

Bad Rats is a physics puzzle game where rats finally get their bloody revenge on their new prisoners: The cats.
Come up with creative solutions for each puzzle using physics, functional objects, and your specially trained Rats. Try different ways of solving each puzzle to finish faster or earn higher scores. Revel in your success as the cat meets a violent demise in any number of humorous ways at the hands of Bad Rats.
Comic cartoon violence and cartoon blood
Realistic physics simulation
10 Specialist Rats, anxious for revenge
11 different and bloody deaths for cats
10 other functional objects to help you
44 Maps, from easy to very hard
Internet and local records
Original, cartoon styled characters
Challenge your creativity, intelligence and logic
Unlock all the Steam Achievements

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Cya isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movementin CSGO? Cya puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. S1mple breaks records. Flusha breaks records. Cya breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

Akchually
Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent.

Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <333333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^___^ When I walked onto Tokyo looked up and saw…SASUKE!!! <3333!!!! “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZSUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.<]OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!! and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!

Hey Pastaman, its Chad from the college football team, how you been bro? I see you're still playing video games some things never change! Hey are you still playing the wizard of warcraft game? I never had time for video games I was too busy playing football and going to frat parties. Anyways good seeing you bro,call me and we can hit the clubs.

Damage Given to "Cap topfrag.gg" - 6 in 3 hits

Are traps gay?

Suitable Duck is my favorite anime character. She is so Kawaii desu chan.

I sexually Identify as an Onii-chan. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of having sugoku kawaii imouto-chans and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them silly. People say to me that a person being an Onii-chan is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a kawaii radar and my little sister to my crotch. From now on I want you guys to call me Onii-chan and respect my right to ♥♥♥♥ all sogoku kawaii imotou-chans. If you can't accept me as an Onii-chan, you're a Oniiphobe and need to check your sogokukawaiiimouto and the virginity of your child privileges. Thank you for understanding.

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Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch puts paws on your chest nyea its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft* mmmm so musky drools all over your daddy meat