Hey whats up. Are you still visiting your girlfriend who lives in Thailand?

I like to remember all the good times we had. Like - remember when we found that hole in the wall in your basement? It was too small for me but you were able to fit through it. Then after you went through the hole you couldn't get out. Also your parents left for the weekend so no one was around to help. Remember how I would bring you hot pockets and feed you through the hole for 2 days? I took care of you until your parents got home and were able to saw the hole bigger.

Remember how your dad got so mad because when he was sawing the hole bigger he also split open a PVC pipe that started to spray water everywhere? But it wasn't just water, it was also toilet waste? Man, you were soaked. When you got out of the wall it was disgusting because your cats had been ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in there for years and you were covered in their feces. Did you ever see a doctor because I'm pretty sure they had toxoplasma.

hey
you there? just checking in
haven't heard from you in a while - starting to get worried. you're okay right?
just want to make sure that you're okay
i knew you were getting into that anime stuff pretty heavily which is totally your perogative but i worry that you start to lose your grip on reality when i see you out in the front yard "practicing" your martial arts when you have taken zero classes. i really start to worry because you're way too old to be doing this and yet you still are. the neighbors all think it's weird but thank god they're kind enough to still talk to us. even the young kids in the neighborhood think you're wierd - but at least they get a kick out of teasing you, calling you diaper ninja because your moves stink. the fact that you talked grandma out of nearly$2000 dollars that she spent on your anime interests is something i shouldn't even mention because it's part of an ongoing investigation.

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with u forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years

Jack New Jersey, United States

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