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ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: 𝒜 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝒻𝒾𝓁𝑒
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The first time I heard the song Exit Music (For a Film) by the greatest band of all time, Radiohead, my life was completely changed. I was casually watching a television show with my girlfriend when it all began. The intro to the song instantly intrigued me, and as it continued to play, an odd sensation started in my genital region. As the song reached its climaxing point, I suddenly ejaculated every single sperm stored inside of my balls, the force of my meganut shattering the television screen. My brain began to expand and contort. I spat in my girlfriend’s face and broke up with her, because I now only accepted straight white men like me. I called my gay best friend, and told him he was going to hell. (However, if the chance appeared, I would happily, become the submissive cuck boy of Thom Yorke.)Truly, no other artist will top the genius songwriting of tracks like No Surprises, or Weird Fishes/Arpeggi.I refuse to converse with people who do not love Radiohead like I do.

One of the reasons I love this song is talking about the idea that evolution is not just biology, but also consciousness and that evolutions in consciousness can be reflected in biology. The title, forty-six & 2, also written 46&2, is a reference to the number of chromosomes that it is thought humans will eventually acquire. Currently, humans have 44&2 chromosomes, 44 that code for life and our human stuff with 2 sex chromosomes to determine gender for a total of 46 individual chromosomes and 23 pairs of chromosomes.

This song postulates that letting go of the ego is a key requirement to achieving the ascension to 46&2.

📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Counter-Strike Global Offensive
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aim
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Cs:Go Cheats
⠀└⠀✅AimBot
⠀└⠀✅Bhops
⠀└⠀✅Aimlock
⠀└⠀✅Triggerbot

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I (destroyer of libtards and milker of there tears, Ben Shapiro) tore my wife's (doctor) vagina in 30 different places.

Obviously it is not my fault since vaginas are naturally dry as desserts and can never change *doctor wife said but she (doctor) is still mad at me even though it is the only way humans can copulate, due to vaginas never being able to get wet.

Wife (doctor) is also clearly intimidated by the brute size of my 9mm penis, I know its insanely large and likely the other reason her (doctor) vagina is so wrecked.

So am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ because of basic biology and having a monster ♥♥♥♥ (9mm)

Ps. She said this new word "c-clitoris" that is obviously a made up thing, right guys?

I must go now her boyfriend is almost home and he doesn't like me using the computer so much. Going to play outside now by.

Rest In Peace George Floyd. Gone but never forcotton

Frankly I think us men should no longer hide our erections in public. For too long now our erections have been oppressed by belt buckles and between our thighs, hurriedly tucked away lest anyone sees. Man will not truly be free until he can be proud of his erection, not ashamed and embarrassed! We get them all the time, for many reasons besides arousal. If a 'liberated' woman can walk around with hard nipples reading 50 Shades of ♥♥♥♥, why can't I walk around with a hard penis?

-rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA PERSON THAT KILLED U!
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Hey! Vsauce, GLaDOS here. NICE ♥♥♥♥! Or is it? Just what exactly is a "nice ♥♥♥♥"? Well, nice... means... "pleasant", "agreeable", "satisfactory". "♥♥♥♥" in this context implies a section of the male genitalia. So in this context, "nice ♥♥♥♥" means a male penis that is pleasant, "agreeable", or "satisfactory", most likely in reference to... sex. Although many people use the words "sperm" and "semen" as if they were synonymous, the truth is that sperm comprises only about 5-10% of any give male jizzload. The rest is comprised of rich, bodily fluids and a dazzling array of nutrients. Yummy! Semen also has antidepressant qualities. A mood-enhancing potion that contains Estrogen, Cortisol, Oxytocin, Melatonin, and Serotonin. It's a wonder that people don't eat more of it. BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! I want to know more about what makes your penis thick. So... Make sure to let me know in the comments down below.

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A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

mad kid

Why are PC Gamers hated by developers and called "nerds" by console gamers?
I know.....

Well lets see here. 3 million people bought xbox one. 7 million people registered on playstation network and oh yeah....65 million people are registered on steam. It’s a plain fact that pc gaming has the majority of the population behind it. Do you know why pc gamers are hated and "nerds?" I’ll tell you.
We know what a Video Card is.
We know what Direct X is.
We know the difference between a CPU, RAM, and Motherboard.
We know how to use a controller with 101 buttons with one hand, and a mouse in the other hand, and we still get headshots in 0.1 second.
We understand what updating drivers are for.
We know what Overclocking does.
We know why Anti-alias and other video effects are important.
We know why dedicated servers are important.
We know how to Mod.
We know what its like to have 64 people in a single game.
We know so much more I could write a book.

yo liverpool

cheater noob

What the ♥♥♥♥ do you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ said about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ve had you knowing I graduate top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’d be involve in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I having over 300 confirm kills. I are train in gorilla warfare and I’ll the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces. You is nothing to me but just another target. I did wiped you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which having never be saw before on this Earth, marked my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You thinking you could getting away with said that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Thought again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we spoke I is contact my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP are be trace right now so you better prepared for the storm, maggot. The storm that wiping out the pathetic little thing you calls your life. You’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I could been anywhere, anytime, and I could killed you in over seven hundred ways.

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ah, my night is going great, veggie boy. Literally just because you're being a snowflake libtard, I'm gonna sprinkle beef powder on my cheddar pringles, and I'll wallow in the fact that cows are getting slaughtered. In fact I've got a nice fresh cup of cow blood to cleanse my eyes. Keep spreading your veggie tales propaganda, It's workin' out ya 😊

‪Damn girl 😍 you so fly ✈️ that if I didn't know any better 📚 I would think 🤔 you were the tornado 🌪 that stopped the 1274 Mongol invasion of Japan 🇯🇵‬

do you know the wae?

Why is it that when a girl buys a sex toy it's considered "quirky" and she's applauded by society for "embracing her sexuality" yet when I use my mega-masturbater 6000 to empty my nutsack on passing pedestrians it's considered a "sex offence" ?

why the ♥♥♥♥ are you cyberbullying me dude, honestly whats your issue. i just come to esea to enjoy myself and try to escape the constant harassment i face every single day and then you have the nerve to come onto my profile and write ♥♥♥♥ like that. honestly what the ♥♥♥♥ would inspire someone to say something like that, i can't even fathom what kind of abuse you must've faced in order to think that unwarrented comment was even remotely okay. whenever i show up to class and sit down everyone starts laughing and touching me and ♥♥♥♥ and its just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ frustrating. i'm wearing a hoodie and everything trying to blend in and people just won't leave me be. but you've somehow still managed to ruin my day. thanks a lot bud

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Predau lectii de CS:GO la preturi acceptabile, se accepta: droguri ( doar cantitati mari ), bautura ( doar Krug Rose si Moet ) si femei ( doar 60 90 60 ). Cursul va cuprinde o gama larga de tactici ♥♥♥ ar fi:
-♥♥♥ sa faci spray by maestrul MAG-07;
-sa impresionezi domn'soarele cu p90u';
-bulanul intentionat;
-dezamorsarea bombei cu smoke-ul, uneori te pierzi prin el si nu mai gasesti bomba, insa nu-i stres;
-aruncare cu efect a flash-ului, uneori nici tu nu-l vezi unde se duce, ba chiar il IEI SI TU ;
-tragerea cu awp in functie de conditiile meteo, in caz de furtuna poti doar sa te rogi la zei;
Tot aici vei invata sa:
-incurajari in rusa ♥♥♥ ar fi cyka blyat, idi nahui, kurwa si multe altele;
-sa dai tot timpul vina pe restul colegilor;
-cand mori, incepi sa scoti sunete feroce care o sa-i sperie pe coechipieri si sigur meciul este ca si castigat... + Multe alte secrete.
La sfarsitul cursului vei fi certificat din start ca un Global Elite ! }

i m too

yes

hi man, i received ur message, i didn t know u are a homosexual or maybe a pervert but it s ok, i m one of them too, i don t wanna be the girl in this relationship but if u want u can be:D
ps: sorry caz i wrote this to u after 8 pm:) maybe ur father will understand

i want to give this man a lot of thanks because he s a verrry gut player but he starts to flame at the same point but this ♥♥♥♥ doesn t matter because i love him verrry much like a brotha -VERESICA -DUMITRA

albule vezi ca intr-o zi usor asa din mers,
am zis cu ciorile astea hai sa facem satra B.E.N.Z

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nice vac

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dope

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LOL

+rep i wanted to talk to this guy,but i got my ♥♥♥♥ stuck in tennis rocket ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

+rep are tate mari <3
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