You're a ♥♥♥♥♥, you're a rat; Tom and jerry in this ho.

set its wretched skin ablaze so it may dance in ungodly agony

a stick and a fence shield? gonna be a blood bath

That weapon has been removed from existence. so has every other weapon, shield, and armor set. except for your wood fence shield and stick.

♥♥♥♥♥♥, i'm getting the Dragon King Greataxe, and i'm going to rape them

Oh yes, again. Only, this time, THEY GET BLACK KNIGHT MINIONS!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh god not again

I'm pretty sure he'd like that... but okay! Have fun with the Gargoyles.

♥♥♥♥ IT, I'LL BEAT THE TAURUS DEMON IN THE ASS WITH A STICK

Alright then here is your shield made out of a fence and a stick from a tree, also you get no armor and your stats are ♥♥♥♥. Have fun! :-D

Thats not a hell, thats a CHALLENGE. and i accept it.

You, sir. Are a ruffian and a scoundrel and are hereby banished to the eternal hell that is playing Darksouls until you die.

eatadick

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