I used Mia Khalifa's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bio as a resume, and it definitely caught the interviewer's attention! They were taken aback by my bold approach and questioned the appropriateness of using such content in a professional context. I did not get the job.

While walking home I went through an alleyway, around the middle of the alley there was a group of five men, who I did not see until if was to late. The threw me (a male) onto the ground and started ripping my clothes off. After my clothes were off, the guys started viciously railing me.

I enjoyed every second of it, then I realized that one of the men looked suspiciously like the guy who interviewed me. As it turns out thats who it was, he later gave me a job offering, not the one that I was trying to get earlier. This one was better.

I would advise everyone to use more bios as resumes.

i’m preety sure I just saw my brother having gay sex

today me (16M) wanted to ask my brother (also
16M) if he wanted to eat pizza i ordered, i went to ask and heard moans coming from the room because the door was slightly opened, i looked inside and he was on top of his friend (17M) in a skirt and thigh high socks, now i think he thought he was gonna be home alone for longer since i went out at 3 pm and was supposed to be back at 9 but i came back at 7, i have no idea what to do now since i now know that my brother is gay and he had sex with his friend on his bed is.

Allah give my ♥♥♥♥ back !!!

مستشفى شيامن 174، أعيد قضيبي! أعطني مرة أخرى ديك بلدي! لقد ذهبت في الأصل لإجراء الختان، لكنهم قالوا إن علي أن أحلق قضيبي أولاً، لذلك وافقت. لقد وقعت أيضًا على نموذج الإعفاء. وبعد أن تم تخديري واستيقظت، وجدت أن قضيبي قد اختفى. ماذا؟ ؟ ؟ إنهم غير خاضعين للرقابة! !القتل من أجل الربح! لقد كنت أدافع عن حقوقي على Weibo لفترة طويلة، لكنهم ما زالوا لا يربطون قضيبي مرة أخرى! أعط مؤخرتي الكبيرة الديك مرة أخرى!

DO NOT HAVE SEX WITH ALLAH'S MOTHER WHILE ASTRAL PROJECTING!!!!!!!

I thought a good way to damage allah would be having sexual relations with his mother. I summoned her and we got down to business. God, that ass was juicy and she also had that gorilla grip ♥♥♥♥♥. Anyway, after I came inside her she revealed that she was allah the entire time.

This was the worst decision I had ever made. Now I'm gay and allah drained all my xp. I highly recommend doing all the main and side quests before the allah bossfight. Stay safe and keep grinding.

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