⊰smolz⊱
smolz   New York, United States
 
 
Life's funny... I lost my job cause of androids... then when I need somebody to take care of this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house, what do I do? I go out and hire a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ android...What a joke! Course, androids are so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wonderful... They never fail, they're never tired, never sad... They're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect, they ruined my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life... Say goodbye tin can... And this time you won't be coming back!
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Yeah, yeah, this is my wallpaper engine. Yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you. Notification center? Yeah, I don't even want notifications. ♥♥♥♥ you. Out of here. Get out. What this- what is this ♥♥♥♥? Oh, system 32? No, too bad. Oh, restart Windows Explorer? You're funny. What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? So, now let's open Discord. Let's wait a thousand ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years! LWIAY JENKINS! You see that, right, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥? I'm gonna go get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hammer! I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING! Oh my god! Okay, let me call you the ♥♥♥♥ on Discord now. Hello? Good, great. This can go down to a hundred decibels, so you can always hear me. Yeah, yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you, Discord! Input volume, go the ♥♥♥♥ up! ♥♥♥♥ you, PushToTalk, you worthless ♥♥♥♥! All this ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ you! Out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer, get out! My ♥♥♥♥, my computer, my settings, you Windows 1, I think you can ♥♥♥♥ with me? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ call Bill Gates, assassinate all those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guards, and piece of ♥♥♥♥, I'm gonna get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head and shove it down the toilet! I'm so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pissed off! Oh my god! Skype, you thinking- no, no, no, ♥♥♥♥ you. You wanna live? No, die. Yeah, yeah, you can't live, no, die. Bye, die dead. Well, yeah, ♥♥♥♥ you too. Okay, do you see how this is blue? How the ♥♥♥♥ do I change that? Oh, great, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ favorite thing, destroy my computer with more wallpapers, because it has to be a gif, because it takes SO MUCH CPU, right? Give me thousands of notifications! Thousands! Give me more! I need all the notifications! Okay, workshop, what do I do? Filter, no. What? So you see the gear next to the computer monitor? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what about it? Lovely. It's puke ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cyan! Only time I hate cyan! Any time I like it, it's when it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ regular! For a rank! Ew, look at it, it's gay ♥♥♥♥! All I have to close it, I can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥- okay, can you see my monitor where it says menu and stuff like that when I'm touching it, or no? No, I can't. That is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great! Well, for brightness and contrast, it's 100%, for picture, it's un-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-custom, game is no different, it's still ugly as ♥♥♥♥! Let's go to display, no difference, horizontal 56, this 40, 40, 50, 53, phase, what the ♥♥♥♥ is phase? Let's turn it all the way the ♥♥♥♥ up, let's see what that does. Oh, it's even more ugly! Gray, make it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting color. How about that? Oh, it gets equality, so go down to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 144p, that's great. Let's go to clock, what the ♥♥♥♥ does clock do? Does it make the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clock bigger? Oh, and it zooms in on everything, that's just so lovely! What about vertical, what does vertical do? Oh, yeah, cut off everything, get everything watermarked, what do you think you're doing? Get out, get out, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer. Yeah, this was ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up beforehand as well. Let's check horizontal. Yeah, you think you can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stay that big? ♥♥♥♥ yourself. Okay, let's go into other ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quick settings. I can't switch the contrast or the volume, I don't know why, it's just this only brightness you can fix, which is already at 100%, but everything's disgusting and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ darkly colored like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... You really are wondering, you wanna ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know. ♥♥♥♥! ♥♥♥♥ you, quarter! Yeah, you see, ♥♥♥♥ you other quarter, ♥♥♥♥ you! Okay. My reasoning for being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out of my mind right now is, oh, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ computer says, hey, you know what, when you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ off doing something in your real life and not using me for once, I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ with you! Let's restart, restart, restart, restart, restart, ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥ you, update, update, ass, ass, eat my ass, eat my ♥♥♥♥, lick my ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ my clit, whoever the ♥♥♥♥ you wanna call it, it does that. That's just so lovely! Next, let's think about it, hmm, oh yeah, I come home after I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go with my sister to some gay-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ burger place where I could've made ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mac and cheese instead, had my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jolly ass time, watched my own show I wanted to watch, but no, you have to invite me because you have to force me, right, Chelsea? ♥♥♥♥! She forced me to go with her, I'm with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boyfriend who I don't like at all, he's the most sad, sappish ♥♥♥♥ who doesn't give a ♥♥♥♥ about anyone but himself, and then I'm with her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ friend who's not attractive at all, she's funny, but she's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. Finally, we're leaving, and I got a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ invitation to go to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ party that I asked to go to prom. She's hosting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ party at her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. So I'm like, oh, ♥♥♥♥! Where the hell do I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wanna go? I wanna ♥♥♥♥ her ass! So, so since I want to, by the way, I know you're recording, so ♥♥♥♥ yourself anyway, but since I know that she's gonna be hosting this ♥♥♥♥, and I need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go, I say to my sister, hey, we need to go because I need to go. She's like, why do you need to go? I'm like, do you need to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ask? I wanna go to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ party so I can get my ♥♥♥♥ wet! Finally, she doesn't get the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idea. Finally, I tell her she may be-
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Hi, this is Mark Garnet. I've been a financial advisor, a wealth management and legacy planner now for four decades, 40 years. And I've had an opportunity in this pandemic to use other softwares to be able to communicate with my clients, my prospects, my companies, and my colleagues. I've used programs such as Zoom and GoToMeeting religiously. And then I bumped into Viewer, where the performance has been spectacular. The quality of the picture, excellent. The quality of the audio, also excellent. No vulnerabilities and no dropouts, thank goodness. And my experience with them has been absolutely fantastic. Every time I've used Viewer as a medium to speak to my prospects, they become clients. I'm happy to report that I've had a 100% success rate. I intend to continue using Viewer as my main and only program for communication video with my clients and prospects and companies. Thank you so much.
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