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You Need OP Jokes? I gotchu

Q: What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
A: An investigator.

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.

Q: How do birds fly?
A: They just wing it!

Q: What do you call an deep sea Transformer?
A: Octopus Prime!

Q: What time is it when a elephant sits on a fence?
A: Time to fix the fence.

Q: What animal says "Ooo?"
A: A cow with no lips.

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A: A thesaurus.

Q: What does a pig put on its paper cut?
A: Oinkment!

Q: What does a clam do on its birthday?
A: Shellabrate!

Q: How do you roast a cobbler?
A: You make fun of his shoes!