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Character Sheet:

Jonko

Level 4 Human Priest
Chaotic Good
Rogue Treasure-Hunter

--Stats--
10 STR
16 DEX
14 CON
19 INT
11 WIS
21 CHA

--Inventory--
1285 Gold
Pocket-sized blue lighter
Psychedelic purple pipe
2 AA batteries
Electrical Tape
Headlamp
Enchanted Pencil (Never needs sharpening)
Communicator
Broken Phaser
Abyssal Whip
Dragon Dagger (p++)
Enchanted Priest Gown of the Moon (+5 WIS at night)
Enchanted Boots of Beguiling (+3 DEX)
NES
SNES
N64
GBA
iPhone
Lavishly-decorated Bible
Sailor Moon doujinshi
Real Analysis by N.L. Carothers
Luck Potion
Charisma Potion
Franklin Badge
Keys to the Batcave
Tifa's Panties