Tom's heart pounded as he heaved the 40lb bag of onions into his tiny apartment. Each day after work, he tenderly sorted them, admiring their papery skins and earthy aroma. His friends teased him, oblivious to the comfort these onions brought. One rainy evening, a leak threatened to flood his living room. Without hesitation, Tom arranged the onions into a makeshift barrier. As the storm raged, he smiled, knowing his beloved onions had saved his home and perhaps, his place in the world.

Bella: "I'm not afraid."

Bella: "Now I'm afraid."

Edward: "Good."

Bella Swan:
You're impossibly fast, and strong. Your skin is pale white and ice cold. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like – like you're from a different time. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out in the sunlight. How old are you?

Edward Cullen:
Seventeen.

Bella Swan:
How long have you been seventeen?

Edward Cullen:
[pause] A while.

Bella Swan:
I know what you are.

Edward Cullen:
Say it. Out loud. Say it.

Bella Swan:
Vampire.

Edward Cullen:
Are you afraid?

Bella Swan:
No.

Edward Cullen:
Then ask me the most basic question: What do we eat?

Bella Swan:
You won't hurt me.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard

flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

AJ was her :)

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