juno
JUNO :: WORSE YET TO COME
YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER


We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.


“No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
-C.G. Jung
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YOU WILL LOVE EACH OTHER


We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.


“No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.”
-C.G. Jung
View more info
Level
54
Years of Service
600 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  37
Games  505
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Reviews  60
Groups  18
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Favorite Game
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
518
Hours played
420
Achievements
Blue Badge
100 XP
Achievement Progress   420 of 700
+415
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Perfect Games
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add and DM me if you have any or all of the following
-Some grilled brats
-A microbrew, chillin’ in a wet bar
-Some warmed-up ziti
-Triple-fried pizza dough
-Some kinda frozen meatballs
-A vegetable medley
-A crudité
-Lunchmeat (However much you can spare)
-A pound and a half, maybe two pounds of black forest ham
-Maybe a Dijon mustard spread
-Any kind of dessert
-A German chocolate cake
-Key Lime Pie, a la mode (I'm talkin' ice cream on the side)
-A bite of homemade ziti
-Those hot mozzarella sticks (cubed up, put in some marinara sauce, on standby)
-Some sour cream and onion (So long as you have Ridged Chips )
Recent Activity
81.9 hours past 2 weeks
94 hrs on record
last played on 3 Jul
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN
Achievement Progress   35 of 37
+30
473 hrs on record
last played on 1 Jul
Overwatch® 2
Achievement Progress   124 of 164
+119
Review 1
26 hrs on record
last played on 1 Jul
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Comments
Stalker The English Dragon 10 May @ 4:57pm 
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
Stalker The English Dragon 10 May @ 4:57pm 
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
Stalker The English Dragon 4 May @ 1:28pm 
I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I ruled as Tamriel’s emperor. But for all these years, I’ve never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold! in darkness, a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of last seed. The year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd era... and the final hours of my life.
Stalker The English Dragon 4 May @ 2:44am 
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Stalker The English Dragon 10 Jan @ 10:11am 
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