Recent reviews by SoSexyBreadtruck

Blasphemous 2 is fun, but truth be told, I'm a little disappointed in the sequel compared to the first game. It lost some of the cool atmosphere and “WTF?” reaction-worthy moments that made the first Blasphemous such a treat to push through until the end.

The bosses aren’t as cool looking (actually, they seem pretty uninspired this time around,) the enemies were reused too much in the game (recolored skins,) and the combat challenge rooms you get locked in were way too prevalent.

The first game forced you to learn how to parry and attack. This time I just brute-forced my way through and smashed everything with the mace since its range and damage was the best choice for everything.

Most importantly, there are barely any boobies in it this time around… disappointing. The waxy old man is not enough boob for us refined gamers.

That said, I still played it until the end, which I wouldn’t do if I didn’t like the game. Its fun, but as a sequel it feels like it comes up short.

I wanted to like this.

But I didnt.

I love everything about Blasphemous. The pixel art, the messed up story, the combat. I wish there was more ways to throw money at the devs for this game. I want a penitant one statue...

Buy it.
If you have a Steam Deck, this is the perfect game on it.

Goat: So you are going to go to de Ragu Festival, heh? Maybe I can tag along? That would be fun. We could do de mosh pit? Throw me around. Put me on de mosh pit, pass me around. Crank it up, Benjamin!

As a Level 1 noob, I headshot a dude who was Prestige 7+ in my very first round of pvp, causing him to instantly rage quit. Yeah buddy

Axiom Verge is the real deal, and quite the feat when you find out its all made by one dude.

A great-looking metroidvania with funky upgrades and an absolutely killer soundtrack.

The way the story starts out I wondered if this was going to even be worth my time. But as you go on it becomes pretty interesting.

My only gripe with the game is that the backtracking can be a little extreme. I eventually came to the realization at points that there’s no way I’d know what to do if it wasn’t for an online-guide (so thanks for those how-to-guides internet-heroes!)

Great art style. Tough, but hasnt felt cheap. Always fun, even when I die for the 80th time. Worth a purchase!

On a scale of 1 to 10, PUBG sucks.

I should have refunded this pile of s--- when I had the chance.

The daggers aint so bad, but them devils... yeesh.

Holy crap was this game awesome! I regret it sitting in my backlog for so damn long.

Looks great still, was a blast to play, and the soundtrack is perfect (especially "that one airport sequence")