So I don't care about sex and whatever, so I'm in GameStop with my friend (female) and she decides while im trying to look for a new game to just grab my pp.
I'm sitting there, unaffected with no boner still looking for a game.
She's shocked at how I don't care and all I say is "Hands off my ♥♥♥♥." just like how Falco kinda says it in Super Smash Bros.
She wont respond to my texts.
Update: She texted me back just saying "Are you gay or something?" And I responded with "Show me ya moves!"
Now im blocked.

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+rep he kidnapped me and kept me as a cs go slave

+rep he left me for another woman

+rep good guy

+rep