Certificate of Appreciation. From the Association of The Small Pickle Club. Well done small pickle, we need more stellar and phenomenal pickles like you in the during these Hard times and we need to be equally Hard to all peoples and women alike. Really appreciate your hard on and endurance and continued support for our organization and are happy to see whats in store for your 5 year member anniversary.

congrats on the kids

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Your application has been thoroughly reviewed and upon completion of the review, I'm excited to announce that you are officially accepted to the small pickle club. Due to this being the end of the business week, your monthly subscription of baby gherkin merchandise will not be processed until the start of the next business week (07/27/2020). We appreciate your continued support for our organization and are happy to see what is in store for the future.

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