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This is a pure masterpiece... I've just finished playing it and I'm speechless. This is a must play for everyone, who went through Entropy Zero 1, Portal 2, HL1, HL2 and both Episodes. Only then you can fully understand plot and enjoy the immersion that you can mine from this fantastic masterpiece.

I'm amazed of insane level of this addition to Half Life universe. Plot is amazing. I've been fully immersed for entire time of playthrough. I was not expecting plot like this, even ending (got one with Wilson). Sequence just before ending was shivering to me, it all made sense and upon sightseeing those caves, I knew what I'm upto while shivers went down my spine.

It has really only one problem and that is I can't play it again for first time. It was insane experience and I'm thankful to developers for bringing masterpiece like this one to light, even while not asking for price.

not my proudest nut

still contains cs_assault

This game easily causes broken desk, monitor split in half and long time aggresive state. If you are ok with enduring toxic players, unsporting behaviour and resist to slam your desk, then feel free to play, otherwise I've warned you

Your army is at it's maximum size.

Feel the power.

Pure gem from 2002, there is no need to hold back in trying out this game. Fun in singleplayer, even better in multiplayer. It is no too late to play this game, even in 2040. True timeless classic.

10/10

Forget about calm gameplay, this gem will make you flip table, twice in one take. Worried about dents on car body ? Just leave car in garage and it will randomly launch into ceiling ! Worried about car crashes ? NPCs will happily ram it into you in the best manner that they can offer ! Do you want to learn finnish language ? Well then say no more, obtain this pure art in pixelated form and invest hundreds of hours into it ! You will obtain master degree in finnish swearing and lifestyle. You'll get advanced lecture about sucking septic tanks, burning your house down or getting killed by random drunk driver. Best 14,99€ ever spent.
Not believing me ? Then what are you waiting for ? BUY. IT.

Pro tip: don't try to drift uncle's van