The most loved fisch of all, They are the überfisch, with evil plans to gain world domination.

They decieve everyone's perception by spraying a cute little blue picture at every lb round, but the truth.. the truth is far more complicated than a jpg picture. Oh yes, it is a web of cake, lies and fish food, topped by a layer of cunning strategy of recruitment and control of all human beings, this skill being perfected by playing too much NOTA.

Yes fischy, you have been officially exposed. YOU ARE EEVIL! HAHAHHAAA!!!!

Pt. II

BREAKING NEWS: Tee Fisch are not fish but Trolls! Their magic is still as dark as previously stated, and this shocking discovery means that their powers are much more spectacular than previously believed.

They use these very smelly magical powers to brainwash everyone about being a fish, and use metamorphosis to change their appearance. The fish was also used as a troll stinks and he needed the strong fischy smell to disguise the awful stench.

On top of that, Trolls live under a bridge and when needed, this group of trollyfisch can just transform into magical, slimy aquatic beings and jump into the stream flowing under it, thus removing any risk of being caught by the heroic narnia police of awesome.

This is how the invasion of mankind will work as well, using sewers and bridges and rivers to infiltrate everyone's internets and to spread the signature disease, a fatal strain of Reallyscarymagicfischvirusplaguediseaseofdoomdeath-itis. Beware everyone, THE END IS NEAR!