Recent reviews by schneebly

This game is an absolute masterpiece. The character you start as is so relatable, you're a loner who has no job, sits in his apartment all day, and gets no girls. I'm sure every player of this game knows exactly how this feels because this is the entire player base. The game is extremely intricate and takes lots of strategy to perfect. All the girls have different personality traits and things they like and don't like so talking to them it is sometimes hard to remember for the average person what to say, but I am no average person. I'm an absolute chad. I knew every answer to every question and memorized every girl's likes and dislikes. The one bad thing I will say about this game is that these skills do not at all translate to the real world. I tried to use the lines that worked so perfectly on the girls in the game on girls irl and had little to no success. I have no idea why a girl wouldn't want to hear, "I was staring at that ass from a mile away and couldn't resist coming over." But anyway this game is a must buy if you love seeing all your greatest fantasies come to life, if you love seeing space women ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by tentacles, and if you love seeing a cat girl ♥♥♥♥ herself with her own tail.

This trashcan is boring and repetitive. All your customers do is complain about your prices and they never order anything. Even if your well below the price maximum for your reputation they still complain. Also why does my reputation constantly decrease. It's nearly impossible to expand into other areas when you cant even increase your prices or reputation. Also Police Hours are way too long. If you get caught they take half of your money and you cant even sleep through the night. ♥♥♥♥ game, waste of my time.

its ok