> Meet co-worker
> She said "hi"
> mentally ♥♥♥ instantly, she will be mine
> 3 months go by, her stomach is bigger
> she must know I'm into inflation
> Set a bear trap to bring her home
> 3 more months go by
> Co-worker has giant belly
> Nose bleeding
> Consider asking if she's into vore
> She disappears for 9 months
> No belly, talking about having a child > Wtf

I hate women at my workplace

and the crowd is melting from a determination overdose

*catches it and blows a kiss with my but hole back*(fart)

Throws a fart at you

mmmmmmnghhh men

men