I now stream cuz why not- www.twitch.tv/notboxen
"No one dies a virgin. Life ♥♥♥♥♥ us all"
I only friend people I know (with a few exceptions). If you want to add me for trading, contact me first or you may be denied/blocked.
My inventory brings all the phishers to my yard, And I'm like "Gtfo, this is my ♥♥♥♥."
On steam mobile, message me and I will try to respond, if I can.

Hilarious conversations:

Hash: I want to pregnate rainbow dash. I want to place her in a role of a housewife and crush her dreams. -Hash
Boxen: When your'e not sure whether to puke, laugh, or both
Hash: lol
Hash: thats the exact response i was looking for xD

Boxen: Queen Saildevil™ 29 minutes ago
#ChocoboboLegsCan♥♥♥♥ingOpenRifts
Boxen: ༼つ☯﹏☯༽つ sail pls
Queen Saildevil™: NEVER!
Queen Saildevil™: you will open taht ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rift even if you need to use a billion chocobo legs
Boxen: I could just kill myself with a lava bucket
Boxen: or if the crafting for the blade WOULD ACTUALLY WORK
Queen Saildevil™: Just use the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chocobobo legs
Boxen: I dunno how I was never trained for this
Queen Saildevil™: Yes you were you just forgot about it
Boxen: I wasn't trained anything now that I think about it
Boxen: ♥♥♥♥
Queen Saildevil™: then how did you made a sword?
Boxen: I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue
Boxen: I dropped some of my ♥♥♥♥ on a table by accident
Boxen: and it made itself
Boxen: HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
Queen Saildevil™: its because probably you are a witch
Boxen: hey hey hey
Boxen: *wizard
Queen Saildevil™: guy witch
Boxen: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_T0K6_U0AI7ej9.jpg (This is fine dog)
Queen Saildevil™: Hacks :c
Boxen: actually, pax.

Crona: https://media0ch-a.akamaihd.net/19/34/342b223477f8b03a5a22de1fbf14d213.jpg
Crona: Boxen look at that
Boxen: Any reason you wanted to show me Africa's space program?
Crona: Nope
*5 minutes later*
Ṟ̴͂o̵̭̓c̶̱͠k̵̠͂ẽ̴̤ẗ̴̹́ ̷̤̈́B̷͈͐: Boxen pls how can you say that about that pic of that poor man
Boxen: with proper english rocket
Ṟ̴͂o̵̭̓c̶̱͠k̵̠͂ẽ̴̤ẗ̴̹́ ̷̤̈́B̷͈͐: The pic that sail sent ya
Boxen: I know.
Boxen: I was going to continue with "which is probably more than they have", but you cut me off
Ṟ̴͂o̵̭̓c̶̱͠k̵̠͂ẽ̴̤ẗ̴̹́ ̷̤̈́B̷͈͐: omg pls boxen pls
Boxen: My humor's so black it is bound to be in the hospital due to police brutality
Ṟ̴͂o̵̭̓c̶̱͠k̵̠͂ẽ̴̤ẗ̴̹́ ̷̤̈́B̷͈͐: Sthap its just 4 pm in thrusday!
Boxen: I have to get it out now
Boxen: cuz my humor will be out picking cotton at 5
Boxen: that's the nicer part of the day to do it
Ṟ̴͂o̵̭̓c̶̱͠k̵̠͂ẽ̴̤ẗ̴̹́ ̷̤̈́B̷͈͐: Damit now i regreto coming here ,nu more puns

HShot:
Who's to say that Gushers aren't infringing on the copyright protections of Italians?
Pizza Rolls are Italian Gushers:
you see, there were wars waged in court on the subject, but then the italians changed sides (again), so they really didn't get anywhere
HShot:
I'm sure it's not as complicated as Sweden claiming they found their own species of fish, just to find out it that it was just an old pack of gummy bears found in a warm car.